I was chewing away on some gum when I suddenly noticed the picture on the box...
… I mean just look at those people! Don't they seem like super human giants just ready to take over the world?
It looks like the designer found a stock photo of some healthy Scandinavian blue-eyed blondes and added extra-big teeth. The image scares me. And it is false advertising, I've chewed through a ton of this stuff, but my hair is still grey, my eyes are still grey and I still don't smile wildly like they do.
And what are they looking at? The universe and beings they dominate?