- I know that two bars of chocolate eaten together with a pot of yoghurt can solve all my problems.

- You know that, like, scientifically?

- I'm sure of it.

- Has it worked yet? In the past I mean?

- Not yet.

- What do you attribute that too? The fact that it hasn't worked yet?

- I didn't eat enough.


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